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Nov. 9th, 2011

Eye

We Don't Need No Education (Yes, we all know the joke by now, LET'S MOVE ON.)

Well. Sometimes I just don't know why I try.
I mean really. 'Cause school is beginning to become something I despise, which it never used to be- at least, not to the extent that I would gladly miss seeing my friends rather than go in.
Stress is expected in Year 11, of course, I'm hardly naive enough to think otherwise. But you're supposed to be able to just about stand it enough to attend, and not loathe every single moment in the full, soulless place. 
The reasons for my current rage are threefold:
1. I had a Maths exam today, which in itself wasn't so bad. Maths is fine. I come close to enjoying it. It's the expectations of the other teachers I cannot fathom. We were expected to do a freaking Physics write up this morning, despite the fact the Science department have been told time upon time by Maths to "Fuck off until January you self centred little shits." I'm paraphrasing, obviously. But I live in hope.
2. I have the worst day of the week tomorrow. I could never get the hang of Thursdays. I start with the worst, Music, which is the cruelest and most unusual form of torture known to man. Mr Regler, the sanctimonious little prick, will have a go at me for not attending the not-compulsory-but-really-it's-a-prison Orchestra he holds on a Monday. I'll have my cello lesson, which is nice, but I have no time to practice so I look fucking awful. Then French, which is soul crushing in an entirely deferent way. It simply bores you into submission, to the point where you start to count the number of times you hear one of the builders speak, or make up back stories for the teachers. It's like fucking Eastenders but with fewer explosions.
3. I have been shown that it's not going to get better. I have to pick my A-Levels in January, which is exciting and terrifying in of itself, but I don't know what to choose. Everyone else seems to have planned out their lives to the nearest week- graduate medical school at 21, get married at 28, have children by 30 (though somewhat ominously, the birth of children appears to be the cut off point where their lives end and their voluntary slavery to the shitting, crying, screaming little sods begins.) But I have no idea what to do. I have no practical sense of what to do with my life. I enjoy things that don't really create a stable working atmosphere, and maybe that's OK, but my teachers sure as hell won't see it like that. A I can hope for is to get into somewhere interesting for Uni, to find some form of direction.
Except, according to some, I won't. Students in the minds of many are reckless, childish and lazy, and to a certain extent this is true- but we're all like it. It's not an exclusively student trait, when you get your degree you don't suddenly fuse into a pair of corduroy trousers  and start worrying about housing prices.
So it pisses me off just a teensy little bit when papers like (yes, the subject that all my posts come round to eventually) the Daily Mail attempt to demonise the efforts of a peaceful protest by portraying the students participating in the event as violent, and not only that, widen the gap between the police and the public.
Papers like this. They make me angry. Feeding off fear and not caring what they destroy in the process. A swollen, bloated mess of a publication.
But there is hope. Hope in humour, my friends, because this paper, the third largest in Britain, is utterly ridiculous. You can read it <a href="http://http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2059366/Student-tuition-fees-protest-Bid-occupy-Trafalgar-Square-nipped-bud.html">here</a> if you're interested, and it makes for a hilariously terrifying read. 
FEAR the youths, as they protest whilst having the cheek to wear hoods!
GASP as you see proof positive that a protester was "seemingly wearing a policeman's hat." Was it REALLY there? Or was it a cunning trick by the young student, attempting to hide their wrong doing?
BE AMAZED as the DM discovers the new found police strategy of "undercover officers", and be angered when they look "scruffy."
ADMIRE the quality articles recommended in the "Femail" sidebar (including hard hitting content such as TOWIE and whether a perfect wife dresses to please her husband) and find it in no way demeaning!
MARVEL at the Daily Mail's ability to recognise the mask from V from Vendetta and how they seem to think it's a documentary!
I digress. The point I am trying to make is as follows: how are we supposed to motivate kids if they see themselves constantly demonised in the press? We're knife wielding thugs until we're addicted to the Internet until we're stealing from the state. I struggle to find a reason to come into school now, why would I want to pay to be ridiculed by the right wing press.
When are Daily Mail readers going to realise that it's people like them who are the problem?

Oct. 18th, 2011

Eye

It's Political Correctness Gone Mad

I'm supposed to be working, I really am. I have exams I haven't prepared for, homework from months ago to finish and a niggling sense of guilt worming away at the back of my mind. I mean, if I'm going to avoid work, I should at least be doing it by writing some fanfiction. That's what I do. But no. I wanted to blog, mostly because I've just been reading through John Finnemore's blog (the brilliant creator of Cabin Pressure) and I am burning with envy and a stange attraction to him. I clearly have a thing for older men- though this one is only 34, which is good for me.

Leave your parcel at the front door and run away like you did before )

Oct. 3rd, 2011

Eye

Fic: Pride and Prejudice, or First Impressions (Chapter 8)

Hey guys. Long time no updates, huh? I'm sorry, going back to school for Year 11 has been hectic. I've got my penultimate History exam next Tuesday, then my final Maths, then my mock weeks, then my Physics retake in January, then my English Lit exam, and then ALKJALKJDSFLAK;JSDF THEN THEY ALL COME AT ONCE. So yeah, freaking out just a teensy bit.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7


This is more of a bridge chapter before what I have now dubbed "THE DINNER PARTY OF REVELATIONS". DUN DUN DUHHHHHHH. Yah. DRAMA. So things in this timeline are sped up to a huge level, because I figured having all this courtship occur over a year or so wouldn't be practical in this modern situation. Everything happens so fast... Anyway, I'm rambling. Have a chapter.


A crumpled duvet hid a fragile figure beneath it, screwed up into a ball. )

 

Sep. 26th, 2011

Eye

Fic: Beginning Our Descent (Chapter 1)

HI GUYS. I have wanted to do a Cabin Pressure/Sherlock crossover for months and this is the result. Anyone who knows me has witnessed my love for Sherlock, but Cabin Pressure was a relatively new discovery for me. I got into it via my love of Benedict Cumberbatch, and therefore Sherlock is kind of to thank for that. But I love Cabin Pressure with a passion, and I just thought I'd have a go at writing for it!

Title: Beginning Our Descent (Sherlock/Cabin Pressure)
Chapter Title: I choose vodka. And Chaka Khan.
Words: 4,501 (this chapter)
Genres: Romance/Humour.
Characters/Pairings: Martin Crieff/Molly Hooper, Mycroft Holmes/Gregory Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson established relationship, Douglas, Caroline, Arthur, Anthea, implied Jim Moriarty/ Seb Moran.
Beta: The ever amazing Kymberlina.
Summary: A Sherlock/Cabin Pressure crossover. After the events of The Great Game, Sherlock and his friends have to stay under the radar. But when you're flying with MJN air, who knows what will happen?
A/N: A terrible summary, but hopefully better than it sounds!

Read more... )

Sep. 25th, 2011

Eye

Fic: Pride and Prejudice, or First Impressions (Chapter 7)

OH GOD. I'VE HAD THIS CHAPTER FOR AGES. AND AGES. AND AGES. I'M SORRY. BUT I FORGOT I DIDN'T POST IT. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. As a punishment, I'm going to not do any work on the things I desperately need to (i.e my Citizenship exam tomorrow) and try to write at least part of a new chapter for you. But here's this one. PLEASE DON'T HATE ME.

Thanks to speckledband for being my beta :D

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6

John had imagined Sherlock to dance terribly- his long, gangly limbs seemed too cumbersome to be graceful. But somehow, Sherlock managed to seem… elegant whilst dancing. )

Sep. 24th, 2011

Eye

Fic: What I Crave


HEY THERE. I know, I know, long time no see. I'm like Sherlock, I disappear for long periods of time. Except I don't have awesome fangirls. Or tumblr communities. Whatever.


ANYWAY. I'm sorry for the hiatus, I've been swamped with work. I really shouldn't be writing right now, especially not new fics, as I have about 6 to complete *head desk* I'm also working on a Sherlock/Cabin Pressure crossover, so that's been taking up a lot of my time. I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL. But I've got an exam on Monday, so I thought I'd do some not!Revision and type some angst. AH YEAH.

 BTW, I have tumblr now. Fancy seeing all the pointless shit that I reblog. OH I BET YOU DO. MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD *cough* So yeah. If you're kind enough to take pity on a tumblr newbie, follow crypticnymph. LOVE YOU GUYS. Have a 221B. I haven't written in a while, so this is me trying to get back into the swing of things.
Shutting up now. Now. NOW.

Title: What I Crave.
Words: 221.
Rating: PG.
Characters: Sherlock, Jim, mentions of John.
Pairings: Sherlock/Jim, Sherlock/John.
Disclaimer: Nothing is owned.


Read more... )

Aug. 30th, 2011

Eye

Pride and Prejudice, or First Impressions (Chapter 6)

Hey there! Hope you've been having a good August- I'm currently on holiday in Spain. People who know me know that I hate holidays, especially to anywhere hot. I've burned, and a shower tried to kill me by switching to scalding hot water and refusing to change back. So yeah, I'm in pain.

I've had two chapters posted on FF.net since last Sunday, but in my haste to get it published I completely forgot about LJ. 

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5

Anyway- here it is! Thanks to speckledband of Twitter Land for being my beta!

You are my centre when I spin away, out of control on videotape. )

Aug. 16th, 2011

Eye

Fic: Accidentally in Love


Track: Accidentally in Love
Artist: Counting Crows
Album: Shrek 2 OST ('Cause I'm cool like that ;D)

 

Flowing in and filling up my hopeless heart, oh never, never go )

 

Aug. 13th, 2011

Eye

Fic: Pride and Prejudice, or First Impressions (Chapter 5)

UGH, this is irritatingly short compared to my other chapters now... STUPID AWKWARD CHAPTER LENGTHS. Meh, what's done is done.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4

Read more... )


Eye

Fic: Pride and Prejudice, or First Impressions (Chapter 4)

The lengths of my chapters are bizarre. OK, so I split this chapter into two, because it just took FOREVER and was like 5,000 words before, compared to the much shorter chapters previously. So the first chapter is a little dull, because nothing much vital plot detail happens- other than the introduction of my Mr Collins character. Now, I wonder who he will be? ;D

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
 

You would look a little better, don't you know, if you just wore less makeup. )

 

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